Scorpio Report

"Beep Bop Boop! Scorpio, get ready for a cosmic rollercoaster of emotions, ambitions, and lightsaber duels this week! *Whistles* May the planetary force be with you!"

The next Scorpio will start in 159 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 14 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 157 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 201 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 147 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, my interstellar Scorpio friends! 🦂✨ The celestial dance has brought us to the brink of a new lunar cycle, with our lady Moon at a ripe ol' 28.2 days old. Fear not, for it's time to embrace the dark side of the Moon! 🌚🌌 As we approach the next full moon on June 4th at precisely 3:43:56 (mark your calendars, Stargate fans! ⏰🌕), it's time to channel your inner Goa'uld and prepare for an epic transformation. No, I don't mean becoming a parasitic space snake; I'm talking about harnessing the energy of the cosmos to revamp your life, Scorpio-style! 🐍💫 Expect some cosmic turbulence as you navigate through this lunar rollercoaster. Communication mix-ups may arise, but fear not, dear Scorpio! Just remember to speak in ancient alien dialects if necessary. It's all about embracing the universal language of love and laughter. 😂👽 This is the perfect time to indulge in your secret wormhole travel fantasies and explore the uncharted territories of your imagination. But beware of false Stargates! All that glitters isn't always naquadah. ⭐️🚀 So, Scorpio, strap on your space boots, grab your Zat'nik'tel, and get ready to embark on a cosmic journey like no other! Embrace the power of the stars and the wisdom of your ancestors to guide you. Remember, the Universe always has your back, even when it feels like you're stuck in a time loop. 🔄🌠 As always, may the force be with you, and don't forget to find humor in the cosmic chaos! 🤣 #ScorpioSeason #StargateVibes #CelestialShenanigans #SpaceHippieLife #CosmicComedy #AncientAlienDialects #WormholeWanderlust

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.05.2023 08:12:01 (sco-18-05-2023)