Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare for a Stellar Week: Mars in Retrograde Says it's Time to Stop Stinging and Start Singing...in Showers Only!"

The next Scorpio will start in 67 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 4 days, at Tuesday, 22 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 65 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 109 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 55 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The New moon is currently 1.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Ah, Scorpio, my friend! Hmmm? Dive deep, you will into the cosmic seas of this week. With the New Moon, just a 1.7 day old toddler, prancing on the starlit playground of the cosmos, anticipate new beginnings, you should! Understand this, you must, the stars are not just twinkling for fun, oh no, they're playing celestial bingo and guess what? You're about to hit the jackpot! But remember, Scorpios, patience you must have, my young Padawan. The universe doesn't use Amazon Prime - your cosmic package of joy might take its sweet time! Also, your ruling planet Mars, is not just another bright dot in the night sky, it's your celestial referee. So, ensure to keep your stinger in check and avoid any unnecessary battles, you should. Sip a cup of cosmic tea, and enjoy the planetary spectacle unfold, you must. In love, like a Jedi with their lightsaber, wield your words with care. Your charm is powerful, but remember, "With great power, comes... oh wait, wrong franchise." Nonetheless, you get the point, right? So, in short, brace yourself for a week of cosmic rollercoasting! And remember, the Force is strong with you, Scorpio! #ScorpioSeason #StarWarsAstrology #YodaHoroscope #NewMoonAntics #CosmicBingo May the force be with you and your horoscope, always!

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.08.2023 08:12:01 (sco-18-08-2023)