Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Sting in the Tail as Uranus Retrogrades - Time to Buckle up, Space Hoppers!"

The next Scorpio will start in 96 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 6 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 94 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 138 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 84 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, you fiery and passionate Scorpios! Are you ready to boldly go where no Scorpio has gone before? The Waxing Crescent Moon, being a 2.3-day-old little cosmic toddler, is preparing some fascinating adventures for you. It's like your personal Gandalf, whispering, "Scorpio, my dear, you're going on an adventure!" This week, you'll find yourself feeling as confident as Captain Kirk in a negotiation, as intuitive as Spock's eyebrow raise, and as charismatic as... well, let's not push it. You do have the natural charisma of a Romulan at a Vulcan poetry slam, but that's another story. You may feel like a hobbit that's been hurled into the middle of an orc battle, but remember, even Bilbo came out on top in the end, right? So, don't panic, keep your towel nearby (Douglas Adams' advice, not mine), and get ready for some cosmic shenanigans! With the energies of the Waxing Crescent moon, you might feel a bit like Harry Potter with a new wand - powerful, but not quite sure how to control it. But fear not, the Hermione in you is about to wake up, geek glasses and all. You are going to conquer this week like it’s the Triwizard Tournament. Don’t forget to take some time out to connect with nature. A walk in the park could turn out to be just the visit to Rivendell you need right now. After all, even Jedi knights need a bit of greenery and fresh air. In conclusion, Scorpio, remember what Master Yoda said, "Do or do not. There is no try." So, embrace your inner nerd, channel those fantasy heroes, and embark on your quest with courage and humour. #ScorpioShenanigans #CosmicComedy #StarfleetScorpio #MiddleEarthMischief #WaxingCrescentAdventures #NerdyAstrologer

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