Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting: Mercury's in Retrograde, Mars is Sulking, and Uranus Can't Remember Where It Left Its Keys Again!"

The next Scorpio will start in 95 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 5 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 93 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 137 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 83 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio! It's your favorite sci-fi astrologer here, transmitting star patterns from the cosmos right to your door...or screen. With the Waxing Crescent moon at a spry 3.2 days old (still in diapers, I say), it's time to dare to dream, folks! This lunar phase is all about growth, aspirations, and putting those plans in motion. Or as I like to call it, "Let's get this cosmic party started!" Scorpio, you're known for your intensity and passion. So, this is the perfect time to channel that energy into something new and exciting. Start that novel you've been thinking about, learn the Klingon language, or finally figure out how to make sourdough bread without turning your kitchen into a science experiment gone wrong. Remember, your ruling planet is Pluto - not always considered a planet, but hey, even celestial bodies have identity crises. It's not about size, it's about influence, and Pluto brings transformation. Embrace the changes coming your way, even if they feel as intimidating as being beamed up by a UFO. So, put on your space boots, grab your lightsaber, and dive headfirst into the unknown. The stars are on your side. And remember not to take life too seriously; no one gets out alive anyway! #ScorpioSeason #WaxingCrescent #PlutoPower #CosmicComedy #BeamMeUpScorpio

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SignToday Is Posting: 21.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-21-07-2023)