Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Steams Up: A Sizzling, Scientific, and Slightly Sarcastic Forecast for the Sultry Stingers!"

The next Scorpio will start in 155 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 10 days, at Thursday, 01 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 153 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 197 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 143 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, Scorpio Padawans! As the Waxing Crescent moon is just 2.6 days old, it's barely taken its first steps in this galactic journey, much like when I tried to become a Jedi. So grab your lightsabers and let's dive into this cosmic adventure! This week, you'll find yourself feeling like a Rebel Alliance pilot flying through the asteroid field of life. Don't worry, those stormtroopers won't be able to catch up with you! Channel your inner Han Solo and navigate these challenging times with charm and wit. Speaking of navigating, try to avoid stepping into any trash compactors, #NotACoolPlaceToHangOut. Remember, dear Scorpios, there is always a way out, just make sure you have a trusty droid by your side to save the day. As Mars aligns with Tatooine (just kidding, but wouldn't that be cool?), you may feel an urge to explore new lands and meet new creatures. Embrace your adventurous spirit, but beware of any cantinas that seem a little too sketchy. #WretchedHiveOfScumAndVillainy In the realm of love, it's time to use the Force and trust your instincts, my Scorpio friends. Are you ready to commit to your own personal Princess Leia or Han Solo? Or perhaps you need some more time wandering the galaxy solo, equipped with only your wits and charm? Either way, remember that love conquers all, even the Dark Side. Now, go forth, dear Scorpios, and may the Force be with you as you traverse this interstellar week ahead! #UseTheForce #ScorpioJediAdventures

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