Scorpio Report

"Scorpio: Hasta La Vista, Baby! Prepare for a Sky-Netic Uprising in Your Stars this Month!"

The next Scorpio will start in 184 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 12 days, at Friday, 05 May, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 182 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 226 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 172 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3.2 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Oh, dear Scorpio! The Waxing Crescent moon, at a youthful 3.2 days old, casts its delicate light upon your celestial realm. I must say, the odds of this having an impact on your life are approximately 3720 to 1, but then again, who's counting? This lunar phase, reminiscent of Master Luke's lightsaber (but far less deadly, I assure you), will illuminate your inner passions and desires. It seems as though the universe is sending you a holographic message: "Help me, Scorpio, you're my only hope!" Embrace your inner Leia and take charge of your destiny! As Mars, your ruling planet, wields its cosmic power, you may be tempted to unleash your inner Sith Lord. Fear not, Scorpio! With great power comes great responsibility. Channel your energy into creative pursuits and join forces with like-minded rebels to forge a brighter future. Communication is key during this interstellar journey. So, if you happen to stumble upon a droid fluent in over six million forms of communication, be sure to enlist their help in navigating complex social situations. Though, please refrain from calling them "Goldenrod." In conclusion, Scorpio, remember that the Force is strong with you! Harness it wisely, and may your galactic adventures be as thrilling as an Ewok celebration on the forest moon of Endor. #ScorpioInTheStars #WaxingCrescentAwakens #R2D2WhereAreYou #TheForceIsWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.04.2023 08:12:01 (sco-23-04-2023)