Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Expect a Galaxy of Giggles and a Supernova of Surprises, but Don't Forget to Pack an Umbrella for those Unexpected Meteor Showers!"

The next Scorpio will start in 92 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 2 days, at Wednesday, 26 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 90 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 134 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 80 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my sci-fi loving Scorpio! The cosmos is in your corner today, playing a galactic game of chess where you are the queen (or king, or any other chess piece of your choosing). With Luna, our lovely lady of the night, just shy of 6 days into her first quarter phase, she's basically a cosmic teenager right now. You remember those teen years, right? So much energy and so much sass! You can channel some of that vibrant energy into your life right now. The stars are aligning in a pattern that I swear looks like a Vorlon cruiser... but I digress. This celestial formation suggests an upcoming encounter with a mysterious stranger. Be ready for anything! And remember: understanding is a three-edged sword - your side, their side, and the truth. So listen carefully and think before you respond. But wait, there's more! Jupiter is moonwalking its way across the night sky, which is about as rare as finding a Minbari with a sense of humor. This planetary pas de deux is a reminder to not take yourself too seriously. Remember, even the universe has a funny bone. So, dear Scorpio, embrace the unpredictable, laugh at the absurdities, and remember: no boom today, boom tomorrow. There's always a boom tomorrow. #Scorpio #LiterallyOutOfThisWorld #VorlonCruiserSighting #AstroNerd #FirstQuarterMoon #AlwaysABoomTomorrow #Babylon5 #CosmicComedy

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.07.2023 08:12:01 (sco-24-07-2023)