Scorpio Report

"Scorpio Forecast: Prepare for Cosmic Conquest and Celestial Shenanigans, or the Daleks Shall EXTERMINATE Your Good Vibes!"

The next Scorpio will start in 120 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 3 days, at Thursday, 29 June, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 118 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 162 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 108 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Greetings, my cosmic Scorpio friends! 🦂 It's your quirky astrologer here, comin' at you with a Stargate-inspired horoscope that'll knock your socks off! 🚀 With the First Quarter moon 🌓 at 7.4 days old (I mean, who's counting? Oh right, we are 😜), you're in for some wild adventures on your journey through the cosmos! Now, let me channel my inner Daniel Jackson for a moment… Ah, yes, there it is! 🤓 This week, Scorpios, you may find yourselves feeling a bit like a fish 🐠 out of water when it comes to navigating the intricate social dynamics of your human tribe. But fear not, fellow interstellar travelers! Much like our beloved Dr. Jackson, you've got the brains, passion, and curiosity to decode any situation. As you dive into uncharted territory in your relationships, work, or hobbies, remember that knowledge is power. 👩‍🏫 Embrace your inner nerd 🤓 and don't be afraid to ask questions! The answers will help you unlock hidden doors and solve those pesky puzzles life keeps throwing your way. Keep an eye out for new alliances, as you never know when you might meet a Teal'c-like figure, ready to offer support and wisdom. And, like Jack O'Neill, try to keep your sense of humor intact; after all, laughter is the best medicine. 😂 And Scorpios, always remember that when it feels like the odds are stacked against you, your determination and resourcefulness will see you through. Like SG-1, you've got this! So, prepare for an exciting week ahead, my cosmic Scorpios! Embrace your inner Stargate team member and go forth on your journey through the stars! 🌟 #ScorpioHoroscope #StargateVibes #FirstQuarterMoon #NerdyAstrologer #CosmicAdventures #ScorpionicWisdom #LaughItOff #KnowledgeIsPower #YouGotThis

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.06.2023 08:12:01 (sco-26-06-2023)