Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Prepare to Sting! Unprecedented Star Power Ahead or I'm Not a Politician!"

The next Scorpio will start in 56 days, at Tuesday, 24 October, 2023

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 20 days, at Monday, 18 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 54 days, at Sunday, 22 October, 2023

Venus moves to Scorpio in 98 days, at Tuesday, 05 December, 2023

Mars moves to Scorpio in 44 days, at Thursday, 12 October, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings, my scintillating Scorpios! 🦂 First things first, let's talk about that big cheese in the sky. Our moon is currently strutting its stuff at a ripe old age of 12.7 days. Now, in human years, that’s a mere toddler, but in moon years, it’s a rather overripe cheese wheel, better known as the Waxing Gibbous. 🌔 Now, to the untrained eye, a Waxing Gibbous might just seem like the moon's going through its "I ate too much at Thanksgiving" phase. But for you, oh insightful Scorpio, it’s a bit more complex - like quantum physics or why they never made a sequel to Akira. The Waxing Gibbous moon is all about reflection and illumination, which syncs up with your natural Scorpio tendencies like peanut butter with jelly, or a Trekkie at a Star Trek convention. It's time to look inward, delve into those deep, dark waters of your soul. Maybe you'll find Nemo down there or perhaps the answer to Schrodinger's Cat paradox! 🐈‍⬛ So, Scorpio, my advice for you during this Waxing Gibbous phase is to embrace your inner nerd. Break out those comic books, binge-watch some sci-fi, or just have a long contemplative chat with your houseplants. They're better listeners than most people and they never interrupt. 🌱 Remember, just like the moon isn't full yet, neither are you. You're still growing, learning, and becoming the best version of your nerdy, mystical self. So take it easy, let the universe do its thing, and maybe, just maybe, you'll figure out why the Big Bang Theory was so popular. Here's looking at you, Scorpio! May the force be with you, live long and prosper, and don’t forget to water your plants. 💫 #ScorpioSeason #WaxingGibbousVibes #AstroNerdAlert #PlantWhisperer #QuantumQuirks

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