By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 31 March 2024
Category: Scorpio

Scorpio Report

"Scorpio, Probability of Love Rising Faster Than the Millennium Falcon on Hyperdrive!"

The next Scorpio will start in 206 days, at Wednesday, 23 October, 2024

The Moon moves to Scorpio in 24 days, at Wednesday, 24 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Scorpio in 197 days, at Monday, 14 October, 2024

Venus moves to Scorpio in 176 days, at Monday, 23 September, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Hey there, Scorpios! So, you're on a journey through the galaxy, just like ol' Han Solo, eh? Okay, let's see what the stars have in store for you. The Third Quarter moon, currently 20.4 days old, is like that moment after a high-stakes Sabacc hand - things are settling down but still a bit unpredictable. You may feel like you're stuck in a trash compactor on the Death Star, with walls closing in. Take a deep breath, and remember, it's not the first time you've been through this, right? Just like when I thought the Millennium Falcon was toast in the asteroid field, sometimes we're tested in ways we least expect. Now, it's a good time to meditate on your past actions, and maybe, just maybe, ask yourself if shooting first is always the best option. Or if flying casual might not be a better strategy sometimes. Basically, don't let the Wookiee win all the time. Expect some emotional turbulences - as I always say, "Never tell me the odds!" But remember, even if things get as tricky as docking at Cloud City, you've got this. You're a Scorpio, after all. So gear up and prepare to make the Kessel Run. The stars are telling us that it's time to trust your instincts, let go of control (but not completely, we don't want any accidental trips into hyperspace), and see where the galaxy takes you. And hey, if you find yourself face-to-face with a Sith Lord, remember: there's always a way out. You've got more tricks up your sleeve than an Ewok has fleas. May the Force be with you, Scorpios! You’re gonna need it. #ScorpioHoroscope #StarWarsAstrology #HanSoloStyle #ThirdQuarterMoon #MayTheForceBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 31.03.2024 08:12:01 (sco-31-03-2024)

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