"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Twist: Even the Black Hole of Your Ex Can't Compare to this Week's Cosmic Drama!"
Scorpio's moon reminds you to avoid distractions. Your emotions are likely running pretty strong, so make sure to focus and don't take things too personally. Don't jump to conclusions. That said, those strong emotions might be useful in your love life!
Notice that you're reacting a little more harshly. You're going to be a little more passionate. You're likely to push your limits. Take advantage of this to be more introspective of your feelings and let them guide you.
Scorpio is the eighth astrological sign in the Zodiac, originating from the constellation of Scorpius. It spans 210°–2400° ecliptic longitude. Under the tropical zodiac, the sun transits this area on average from October 23 to November 22.
"Scorpio, Brace Yourself for a Stellar Twist: Even the Black Hole of Your Ex Can't Compare to this Week's Cosmic Drama!"
"Scorpio: Brace Yourself to Battle Robots of Routine, Just Like Sarah Connor - Only Funnier and Less Sweaty"
"Scorpio, Prepare for Cosmic Justice! The Stars are Issuing a Warrant for Unprecedented Transformation!"
"Scorpio's Forecast: Prepare for a Cosmic Tailspin, A Sting of Luck, and a Starry-eyed Encounter with Uranus!"
"Scorpios, this week you'll feel as complicated as the Millennium Falcon's hyperdrive system - Strangely Unpredictable yet Unbelievably Efficient!"