Taurus Report

"Beep Bloop! Taurus, prepare for celestial turbulence: Your stubbornness rivals a Wookiee in a chess match this month!"

The next Taurus will start in 141 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 167 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 151 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 191 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 18.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, celestial bulls! I'm here with your intergalactic update. As a Taurus, you're known for being grounded, but right now, a couple of cosmic pranksters have decided to crash at your place. Yep, Jupiter and Uranus are both retrograde in your sign. But don't fret, this isn't an episode of Babylon 5 where everything goes haywire (even though I know some of you wouldn't mind seeing Commander Sinclair at your doorstep). Jupiter retrograde is like your favorite uncle deciding to stay over uninvited. He's fun, he's educational, but he does leave crumbs all over the couch. This period is all about internal growth, my Taurus friends. It's time to pick up the crumbs one by one and see what you can learn from them. Uranus retrograde, on the other hand, is the eccentric inventor cousin who insists on using your garage for their latest experiment. Expect sudden ideas and changes. Your stable routines may get shifted around, but hey, that's how the universe keeps things interesting, right? The Waning Gibbous moon, currently 18.6 days old (not that she's counting), is urging you to start wrapping up projects and let go of what no longer serves you. Think of it as space spring cleaning! So, dear Taurus, put on your space helmet, grab your zero-gravity mop, and get ready for some cosmic housekeeping. Remember, in the great words of Jeffrey Sinclair: "We're all aliens to someone. Even among our own people, most of us feel like outsiders from time to time." Hashtags of the day: #TaurusInSpace #JupiterRetrogradeParty #UranusGarageSale #WaningGibbousCleanUp #CosmicHousekeeping #Babylon5Vibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.12.2023 07:12:02 (tau-01-12-2023)