Taurus Report

"Resistance is Futile, Taurus: It's Time to Embrace Your Inner Borg...and Maybe a Houseplant!"

The next Taurus will start in 49 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 75 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 59 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 99 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 20.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Taurus! I'm just gonna phone home for a second here and let you know that the universe is putting on quite the show for you this month. The celestial double whammy of Jupiter and Uranus in your sign is more exciting than a bag of Reese's Pieces, if you ask me. Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system (no body-shaming intended, he’s just really gassy), is giving you a massive boost in luck and abundance. You might find yourself suddenly attracting opportunities like a 1980s kid attracts extraterrestrials with a trail of candy. #JupiterInTaurus #LuckOnSteroids But hold onto your bicycle seat, because Uranus is also in town. And as the outer space rebel, Uranus is all about shaking things up. This could mean surprises and changes in your life, but remember, not all surprises are bad. Sometimes it's like discovering that your weird alien friend can make flowers bloom and bikes fly. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected To top it off, we've got a Third Quarter moon that's practically an antique at 20.9 days old. This moon phase is all about letting go and cleansing. So let go of any excess E.T. dolls you might be hoarding, or maybe that person who doesn't appreciate your Spielberg references. #ThirdQuarterMoon #AntiqueMoon So buckle up, Taurus. It's gonna be a cosmic ride worthy of John Williams' soundtrack. Remember, "Be good," don't forget to "phone home," and keep looking to the stars. Even if you're not sure what they're saying, I promise, it's not just extraterrestrial gibberish. #ETPhoneHome #TaurusHoroscope

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.03.2024 07:12:02 (tau-02-03-2024)