Taurus Report

"Alien Cows Incoming! Taurus, Prepare for an Extraterrestrial Rodeo of Cosmic Proportions!"

The next Taurus will start in 170 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 23 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 196 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 180 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 220 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! Listen up, because this week is going to be as wild as a quantum physics lecture given by a caffeinated squirrel. Jupiter and Uranus are both in retrograde in your sign, so get ready for some cosmic whiplash. Yes, even the universe can throw a curveball or two. Your normally chill, 'eat-all-the-food-and-lounge-on-the-couch' vibe is about to get a cybernetic boot up the backside. You know that shell you love so much? Well, it's time to ghost it. This is the perfect time to rethink your strategies and reboot your life. It's like your operating system - sometimes it needs a bit of an update to run smoother. #GeekLife Jupiter's influence might make you question every decision you've made since you decided that neon green socks were a good idea. But don't fret, this is a time for growth, just like that weird mold in your fridge you've been experimentally observing. Uranus, on the other hand, is all about shaking things up. Expect unexpected events, like finding out your cat has been secretly running a successful online business when you're not home. Embrace the chaos - it's like a surprise party thrown by the universe, just without the cake (sorry about that). #AstrologyChaos Now, onto our celestial nightlight – the Waning Gibbous moon. At 19.3 days old, she's in her 'I'm too old for this nonsense' phase. So, if you're feeling a little cranky and just want to hide under your blanket fortress, blame it on the moon. She understands. #MoonMood In conclusion, Taurus, buckle up and enjoy the cosmic roller coaster. Remember, the universe doesn't throw anything at us we can't handle... except maybe asteroids. But hey, that's what space insurance is for, right? #TaurusTroopers

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-02-11-2023)