"Chill Like a Taurus: The Galactic Bull Enters the Space-Time Hug-zone, and It's Time to Hibernate with Netflix and Cosmic Snacks!"
We are currently in the sign of Taurus
The Moon moves to Taurus in 15 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023
Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 363 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 12.3 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
🌌Greetings, Taurus! EXTERMINATE your doubts, for I have arrived with a cosmic forecast that will shake the foundations of your universe! Well, metaphorically speaking, of course.👽
As Mercury retrograde infiltrates your sign, prepare for communication breakdowns and technological mishaps! Don't be surprised if your phone begins to act like it's possessed by a Cyberman! 😱 #MercuryRetroWho?
Fear not, brave Taurus, for Uranus is here to steer you towards unexpected paths and unleash your inner rebel. Embrace the energy of this celestial liberator, and you'll be soaring through the stars like a TARDIS on a mission! ⚡️ #TimeyWimeyUranus
With the Waxing Gibbous moon 12.3 days old, your intuition and psychic abilities will be as powerful as a Dalek's death ray. Use this lunar energy to exterminate any obstacles in your path and regenerate your life's mission. But don't get too trigger-happy - remember, love conquers all (even for a Dalek)! 🌔 #WaxOnWaxOffMoon
So gear up, Taurus, for an out-of-this-world adventure with a touch of space-time chaos! May the celestial forces be with you, and remember: trust no one, for they might be a shapeshifting Zygon in disguise! 🕵️♂️🛸 #TaurusInTheTARDIS
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SignToday Is Posting: 03.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-03-05-2023)