By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 04 June 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus: The Bull Strikes Back – Prepare for Interstellar Hugs, Cosmic Comfort Food, and Warp-Speed Retail Therapy"

The next Taurus will start in 321 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Wednesday, 14 June, 2023

Mercury is currently in Taurus

Venus moves to Taurus in 331 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 14.9 days old. The next new moon is at 4:39:10, 18 Jun 2023. The next full moon is at 11:40:30, 3 Jul 2023.

Greetings, my bovine buddies! The stars have aligned in a beautifully nerdy pattern just for you, Taurus. With Mercury, Jupiter, and Uranus all chillin' in your sign, it seems like cosmic forces are conspiring to give you a boost. But don't worry, I promise it's not an alien invasion (though I can't say the same for my Torchwood buddies). As Mercury, our mighty messenger, is currently having a little tête-à-tête with the Bull, you might find your inner geek emerging like a Jack Harkness in a fresh suit. Use this renewed interest in science, technology, and obscure alien trivia to impress your friends or make new connections with fellow nerds. Meanwhile, Jupiter, the big boss of the planetary playground, is stationed right beside you, Taurus. This brings a wave of optimism and expansion to your life, kind of like discovering a new dimension (without the nasty side effects). Embrace the #JupiterVibes and share your newfound positivity with the people around you, because, let's face it, we could all use a bit more cheerfulness these days. Uranus, the rebellious teenager of our solar system, is also hanging out in your sign. Expect some surprising changes and exciting disruptions to your routine. It's like a Weevil popping up in your life – sure, it might be a bit chaotic, but it keeps things interesting. Just remember to stay grounded and not let the energy overwhelm you. Maybe try some yoga, meditation, or even interpretive dance to release those pent-up cosmic energies. And finally, with the Full Moon at 14.9 days old, you're feeling the lunar love, Taurus. Embrace your inner werewolf (minus the actual transformation) and howl at the moon, metaphorically speaking. Use this time to let go of what no longer serves you and welcome in the new, like a phoenix rising from the ashes of your past. So, Taurus, strap on your alien-hunting gear and get ready for a wild ride through the cosmic landscape this month. Remember, the universe has your back, even when things seem a bit out of this world. #TaurusTidings #NerdyAstrology #OutOfThisWorld #CosmicBovineBuddies

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.06.2023 07:12:01 (tau-04-06-2023)

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