By The Chip Witch on Monday, 04 September 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"May the Fourth (House of Stability) Be With You, Taurus! Expect a Galactic Shift in Your Comfort Zone!"

The next Taurus will start in 229 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The moon is currently in Taurus

Mercury moves to Taurus in 255 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 239 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 279 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Oh, Taurus! You're about as stubborn as a replicant on a mission and just as charming. With the universe currently in your favor, it's like you've got a whole band of androids playing your tune. The moon, your celestial BFF, is chilling out in Taurus, and it’s ready to spill some lunar secrets. Expect to experience heightened intuition. You'll be picking up vibes like a Nexus-6 model picks up voice commands. #LunarWhisperer Jupiter is also hanging out in your starry backyard. This big guy is all about expansion and luck – kind of like when you find that last slice of pizza you forgot you saved. So, expect some big, cheesy, delicious opportunities coming your way! But remember, Jupiter expands everything, not just the good stuff. So take it easy on the pizza. #JupitersBlessings #PizzaFortune Now, let's talk Uranus. Yes, I said Uranus. It's currently doing the retrograde rumba in your sign. Like a rogue replicant, this planet is all about rebellion and sudden change. So strap in, Taurus, because things might get a bit...unexpected. But hey, life would be boring without a few plot twists, right? #UnpredictableUranus Lastly, we've got a Waning Gibbous moon that's 19.5 days old. Now, I'm no moon-age expert, but I think this means it's time for you to start wrapping up some projects. Or at least, clean up that pile of dishes in the sink. #GibbousGrind So, Taurus, here's the rundown: Trust your gut, expect the unexpected, and for heaven's sake, do your dishes. The universe can only help you so much. #TaurusTales #CosmicChaos.

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SignToday Is Posting: 04.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-04-09-2023)

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