"RoboBull Alert: Taurus Set to Charge through the Stars, Confidently Misplacing Car Keys on a Galactic Scale!"
The next Taurus will start in 168 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 21 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 194 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 178 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 218 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.2 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.
Alright, my lovely Taurian friends, grab a cuppa and settle in because it's time for your other-worldly forecast.
Now, Jupiter is currently doing the backwards shuffle right in your zone, like a teenager sneaking back in after a late night. This usually signals a time for some serious introspection, but knowing you lot, it's probably just gonna be used as an excuse for more Netflix and snacks. (Who am I kidding, I'm right there with you!)
And guess who else popped in for a barmy retrograde party? None other than our unpredictable mate, Uranus. So while you're chilling with your popcorn, don't be surprised if you suddenly feel the urge to dye your hair purple or take up yodeling. The Universe does love a good show!
Now, don't forget about our beautiful moon, currently in her Third Quarter phase and 21.2 days old. She's in her 'been there, done that' phase, and you should be too. Let go of old grudges and past mistakes like they're last season's fashion trends.
So in summary, Taurus: Embrace the chaos, do some soul-searching, and maybe consider getting a lava lamp. You're navigating these celestial shenanigans like a pro.
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SignToday Is Posting: 04.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-04-11-2023)