"Brace Yourselves, Taurus! The Bull's in a Cosmic China Shop: Prepare for an Interstellar Hoedown!"
The next Taurus will start in 227 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 25 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 253 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 237 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 277 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus
Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.5 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Taurus! You're in for a retrograde rumpus as Jupiter and Uranus are both moonwalking through your sign. So, strap on your cosmic seatbelt because it's going to be a bumpy ride!
With Jupiter, the planet of growth and expansion, doing the reverse cha-cha in your sign, you might feel like your life's buffering symbol has been stuck on 99% for a while. But remember, even if progress seems slow, it's still progress. Every little helps, as they say in celestial supermarkets!
Uranus, the rebel of the solar system, is also pulling a Michael Jackson in Taurus. Expect the unexpected, or better yet, make your own unexpected! Shake things up a bit. Wear socks with sandals, start sentences with conjunctions, break a few rules - except the one about eating yellow snow. That one's pretty solid.
With the moon at 21.5 days old, it's past its teenage angst phase and well into its existential crisis. Seriously, that moon is more quarter-life than Third Quarter. It's a good time to reflect on where you're heading. Maybe it's time to reassess? Or maybe it's time to double down and stick to your guns? Either way, don't forget to stop and enjoy the cosmic view.
So Taurus, buckle up, embrace the chaos, and remember: you've got this! The universe may be full of dark matter, but your week is looking full of spark matter! #RetrogradeRodeo #UranusMoonwalk #JupiterChaCha #TaurusTurbulence
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SignToday Is Posting: 06.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-06-09-2023)