By The Chip Witch on Friday, 07 July 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, May the Fourth (House of Home and Family) Be With You: Expect Changes in Your Galactic Living Quarters!"

The next Taurus will start in 288 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 314 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 298 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 338 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 19.1 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! Now, you've got Jupiter and Uranus both hanging out in your sign, like a couple of sci-fi convention attendees wearing the same cosplay. Awkward? Maybe. But also, potentially brilliant. Jupiter is the Santa Claus of the solar system – big, jolly, and full of gifts. It's like the TARDIS of luck and expansion popping up at your doorstep, and who wouldn’t want that, right? Then there's Uranus, the mad scientist of the planets, bringing unexpected changes and perhaps a touch of chaos. It’s like if the Doctor suddenly decided to redecorate the TARDIS while in mid-flight. Buckle up, my friend, because your life may start resembling a Steven Moffat plotline - unpredictable, twisty, and full of surprises! And let's not forget about our lunar friend, the Waning Gibbous moon – a little older, a little wiser, and just past its prime, like a time lord on his last regeneration. This moon phase is all about reflection, release, and letting go – or, as I like to call it, the cosmic Marie Kondo effect. So, dear Taurus, embrace the chaos, welcome the expansion, and say goodbye to whatever doesn't spark joy anymore. Remember, in the words of the Doctor, "We're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?" #AstrologyWithATwist #Taurus #CosmicChaos #JupiterJoy #UranusUnpredictability #WaningGibbousWisdom

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SignToday Is Posting: 07.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-07-07-2023)

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