"Extraterrestrial Bull Market: Taurus Takes Charge, Inhales Vegan Space Tacos and Moonwalks through Planetary Pleasantries"
The next Taurus will start in 13 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023
The Moon moves to Taurus in 12 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023
Mercury is currently in Taurus
Venus is currently in Taurus
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 39 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.
Hey there, Taurus buddy! Gather 'round, 'cause Snake Plissken's got the lowdown on your astrological forecast. In true Escape from New York style, I'm gonna tell it like it is, and with a little humor to keep things light. So buckle up, baby, let's ride!
Now, with Mercury, Venus, and Uranus all chilling in your sign, things are about to get wilder than a post-apocalyptic Manhattan. Communication will be flowing smoother than Snake's hair in a cool breeze, so use this time to speak your truth and make your voice heard. Just remember, you may have to deal with some talkative nerds who think they know it all. #TalkativeTaurus
Venus in Taurus means love is in the air, and it's hitting you harder than a fistfight with Duke of New York. Whether you're single or taken, this is a prime time for some good ol' fashioned romance. Just don't let your heart get hijacked like the president's plane, am I right? #LoveOnTheBrain
Uranus is crashing the Taurus party, bringing unpredictability into the mix. But hey, you're a bull – you can handle a little chaos. Embrace the unexpected and take some risks. Just don't try to surf a tsunami like Snake did in Escape from L.A., that's a little too risky. #ChaosControl
Finally, with the Waning Gibbous moon at 16.8 days old, you might feel an urge to wrap things up and clear out clutter. It's the perfect time for a spring cleaning, both metaphorically and literally. Get rid of any toxic relationships, bad habits, or junk lying around. You'll come out feeling as free as Snake on a glider soaring above the city. #CleanSweep
So, Taurus, remember: embrace the chaos, speak your truth, and let love guide you. And remember, in the words of Snake Plissken himself, "I don't give a f*** about your war... or your president." You do you, Taurus. You do you. #EscapeFromTheOrdinary
Until next time, stay groovy, my Taurus friends!
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