By The Chip Witch on Wednesday, 09 August 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus Hits Snooze on Cosmic Alarm: Will They Finally Wake Up to the Uranus Influence or Continue Binge-watching Star Trek?"

The next Taurus will start in 255 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The moon is currently in Taurus

Mercury moves to Taurus in 281 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 265 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 305 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 23 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Ah, Taurus, what a joy it is to be you right now. How absolutely... thrilling. The moon, Jupiter, and Uranus are all together in your sign like a cosmic house party that no one really wanted to attend, but here we are anyway. The moon, in its third quarter and 23 days old, is having a bit of a mid-life crisis. It's bought a red sports car and is driving it recklessly through your sign. Don't worry though, it's just a phase (pun very much intended). Jupiter, the king of the gods and ruler of expansion, is also hanging out in Taurus. So, expect your life to be filled with so much growth and prosperity that it could make anyone sick. Not you though, you'll probably just buy a yacht or something equally as extravagant. Uranus is also in the mix, the planetary equivalent of a mad scientist. It's shaking things up, causing revolution, rebellion, and perhaps an unexpected desire to dye your hair green and join a punk rock band. Just remember, mosh pits are not for the faint of heart. So, in summary, brace yourself for a wild ride in the upcoming days. You have been warned, you lucky bull. #BullInTheCosmicChinaShop #LunarMidlifeCrisis #JupiterExpansion #UranusRebellion

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SignToday Is Posting: 09.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-09-08-2023)

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