"Recharge Your Batteries, Taurus! Your Planetary Alignment is More Off-Kilter than My Binary Code on a Solar Flare Day!"
The next Taurus will start in 285 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 311 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 295 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 335 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.4 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.
🌟 Greetings, Taurus! You've got not one, but two whopping planets hanging out in your sign right now - Jupiter and Uranus. It's like a celestial house party and you're playing host!
Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, is bringing all his jovial vibes to town. He's the king of expansion, so if you've been feeling as bloated as a Saturnian gas giant after a Taco Tuesday, don't freak out. No, you didn't accidentally swallow a planet (unless it was a Mars bar. #MarsBarPun). It's just Jupiter's expansive influence.
Now, let's talk about Uranus. With Uranus in your sign, expect the unexpected. It's the astrological equivalent of your nerdy cousin showing up at your party with a disco ball... and a pet llama. So, be ready for some surprises.
The moon, our lovely lunar lady, is in her third quarter and she's a bit older than usual - 22.4 days. She might be moving slower, but hey, we all need a little extra time to shine as we age, right? This phase is all about release, so let go of any grudges or regrets. Yes, even that thing with the stapler at the office Christmas party. #OfficePolitics
In the spirit of Flash Gordon, I'd say "TAURUS, AHHH, SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE!" Remember, everyone loves a good party host, so embrace the cosmic chaos. Keep your feet on the ground, your eyes on the stars, and your heart in the cosmos. #FlashGordonStyle 🚀
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SignToday Is Posting: 10.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-10-07-2023)