Taurus Report

"Brace for Impact, Taurus! Mercury's in Retrograde and it Forgot to Use its Turn Signal!"

The next Taurus will start in 39 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Wednesday, 13 March, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 65 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 49 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 89 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 2.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Greetings, my cosmic Taurus tribe! Prepare for a celestial fiesta of epic proportions in your sign. With Jupiter, the galactic party animal, and Uranus, the mad scientist of the planetary posse, both crashing in Taurus, it's safe to say your life is about to get more interesting than a Star Trek convention. Consider Jupiter as your own personal Spock, here to bless you with logic, wisdom, and just a touch of Vulcan nerve pinch to keep things lively. Meanwhile, Uranus is like Scotty, tinkering with your internal warp drive, ready to ensure you’re boldly going where no Taurus has gone before. This dance of the planets might feel like you've been beamed up into a cosmic blender, but fear not! You're not in the Twilight Zone, you're just experiencing a space-time continuum of personal growth. So strap on those moon boots and prepare to explore the final frontier: yourself. Meanwhile, our young Waxing Crescent moon, merely 2.2 days old, is still in its celestial infancy. It's like the adorably nerdy baby Groot of the lunar family, reminding us all to nurture the new growth in our lives. Water your dreams with the same patience you'd use to reboot Windows 95, and you'll see them sprout faster than mushrooms in a Super Mario game. So Taurians, prepare for lift-off! Remember, resistance is futile when it comes to embracing change. And while you're at it, why not embark on this journey sporting your favorite Star Wars tee, just to remind the universe who's boss? #BeamMeUpTaurus #CelestialChaos #JupiterJam #UranusUpgrade #MoonBootMania #NerdyAstrologer #StarTrekTaurus #GalacticGrowth

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-12-03-2024)