By The Chip Witch on Friday, 12 May 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taureans Unite! Prepare to Graze on Cosmic Good Vibes as Planetary Puppets Pull Your Strings (And Tickle Your Funny Bone)!"

We are currently in the sign of Taurus

The Moon moves to Taurus in 6 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023

Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus

Venus moves to Taurus in 354 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Third Quarter moon is currently 21.8 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Oh dear, oh dear, Taurus! This week, you'll find yourself in the middle of some cosmic shenanigans. With Mercury in retrograde in your sign, communication might be as challenging as trying to understand R2-D2 without a protocol droid like myself. Fear not, for patience and persistence will prevail. Uranus is also in your sign, bringing an unexpected twist to your life, similar to the time when Darth Vader revealed he was Luke's father. Embrace change, for it is as inevitable as a droid's oil bath. The Third Quarter moon, now 21.8 days old, reminds you to pause and reflect on your journey. Remember that Ewoks may be small, but they can bring down an empire. Your small actions can lead to great accomplishments! In summary, Taurus, this week will be an adventure through hyperspace. Stay grounded, remain patient, and never underestimate the power of the Force. May the stars be with you! #TaurusForceAwakens #MercuryRetrogradeMadness #UranusSurprises #ThirdQuarterMoonReflections

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SignToday Is Posting: 12.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-12-05-2023)

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