"Get to the Chopp-Ahh, Taurus! Stars Align for a High-Flying Adventure in Love and Finance!"
We are currently in the sign of Taurus
The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Thursday, 18 May, 2023
Mercury is currently retrograde in Taurus
Venus moves to Taurus in 353 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Jupiter moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.9 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.
Greetings, mighty Taurus fam! It's your friendly hippie astrologer here, ready to serve up a cosmic dish of humor à la Tetsuo Shima. So, buckle up and prepare for the astral roller coaster that awaits you! 🎢
First off, Mercury is retrograde in your sign, which means communication may go haywire – like Tetsuo's powers when he discovers his inner psychic. 😱 You might find yourself telepathically sending your grocery list to your boss instead of that important email. Awkward! Just remember to practice patience, re-read your messages, and maybe invest in some psychic blockers (tin foil hats, anyone?). #MercuryRetrograde #TelepathicTaurus
Now, with Uranus in Taurus, expect the unexpected, my bull-headed pals. Embrace change like Tetsuo embraces his newfound abilities. You might find yourself levitating objects or ripping your favorite shirt Hulk-style, but don't fret! This is your chance to reinvent yourself and show off your hidden talents. Get ready for the spotlight, you magnificent Taurus! #UranusInTaurus #LevitateLikeTetsuo
As the Third Quarter moon is 22.9 days old, it's time to let go of any lingering baggage. Channel your inner Tetsuo and throw off the shackles of the past, because that stuff is sooo last lunar cycle. Focus on what matters most – like creating world peace or mastering the perfect vegan brownie recipe. #ThirdQuarterMoon #OldMoonNewYou
So, there you have it, my treasured Taurus tribe! Keep shining like the cosmic stars you are, and remember: we're all just space dust trying to make sense of this wacky universe. Stay groovy, my friends! ✌️🌌
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SignToday Is Posting: 13.05.2023 07:12:01 (tau-13-05-2023)