By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 14 September 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Steady Taurus, Prepare for a Cosmic Rodeo: Your Stubbornness Meets a Black Hole of Change!"

The next Taurus will start in 219 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 245 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 229 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 269 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The New moon is currently 28.8 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Greetings Taurus! You've got Jupiter and Uranus both doing the backward shuffle in your sign right now, which is a bit like hosting a retro-themed party with all your eccentric uncles. Expect things to get a little wacky, as if you're suddenly living in a sci-fi series where wormholes are just another Tuesday (#StargateLife). Jupiter in retrograde means it's time to reassess your goals, ambitions, and possibly your fashion choices. Remember that one time you thought bell-bottom jeans were making a comeback? Yeah, let's not repeat history. It's a time for reflection, not for buying more tie-dye shirts on Etsy (#BeenThereDoneThatGotTheTshirt). Meanwhile, Uranus, the rebel of the solar system, is also in retrograde. This can bring sudden changes, or as I like to call it, plot twists! Maybe you'll discover an ancient artifact in your backyard or perhaps your cat will start speaking Ancient Egyptian. Who knows? (#UnexpectedHobbies) The New Moon is nearly a month old, which in moon years is just out of diapers. It's a time for new beginnings, for starting fresh. Maybe try learning an alien language, or at least clean up your room, because we know how much you love to hoard...err...collect things (#CollectorNotAHoarder). The next full moon is going to be shining its full glory on 29th September at 9:58:21. Set your alarms, Taurus. This is a great time to howl at the moon, dance around your living room, or even host a moonlit picnic (socially distanced, of course) (#MoonlightMadness). So, buckle up, Taurus. You're in for a wild ride. And remember, in the words of science fiction: "The truth is out there," but so are a lot of horoscope predictions. Good luck! (#TaurusLife #AstrologyWithATwist)

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SignToday Is Posting: 14.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-14-09-2023)

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