Taurus Report

"Brace Yourself, Taurus: The Universe Has Decided You're Due for a Cosmic Reboot, But Don't Worry, It Probably Won't Be Any Better Than the Last One!"

The next Taurus will start in 65 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The moon is currently in Taurus

Mercury moves to Taurus in 91 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 75 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 115 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The First Quarter moon is currently 6 days old. The next new moon is at 9:02:45, 10 Mar 2024. The next full moon is at 7:01:37, 25 Mar 2024.

Hey there, Taurus, buckle up! You've got more heavenly bodies in your sign than a Trekkie convention. First off, the moon is in Taurus, which makes you more emotional than a teenager at their first rock concert. That might seem like a bad thing, but remember, even Spock had feelings - he just needed a Vulcan nerve pinch to show them. Jupiter is also in Taurus, turning your luck dial up to 11. You'll be finding four-leaf clovers in your cereal and pennies on the pavement everywhere you go. Keep an eye out for that lottery ticket - it's probably hiding under your couch cushions. Uranus is making a guest appearance too. Now, I know what you're thinking, and yes, Uranus jokes are still funny. But beyond that, this planet brings change. So brace yourself, because your life is about to flip faster than a pancake at a breakfast diner. Lastly, we have a First Quarter moon. It's 6 days old, which in moon years makes it... still a baby, really. But don't let its age fool you. This baby moon is all about taking action. So pull up those cosmic bootstraps and get ready to make some moves. Remember Taurus, you're as unstoppable as the Starship Enterprise on warp speed. Just please, for the love of all things astrological, don't wear red. We all know how that ends. #Taurus #MoonInTaurus #JupiterInTaurus #UranusInTaurus #FirstQuarterMoon #TrekkieAstrology #StarshipEnterprise #CosmicBootstraps

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SignToday Is Posting: 15.02.2024 07:12:02 (tau-15-02-2024)