By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 16 April 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, prepare for an udder-ly cosmic week as intergalactic moo-d swings have you grazing the stars with Colonel O'Neill's trademark snark!"

The next Taurus will start in 5 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023

The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023

Mercury is currently in Taurus

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 31 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Crescent moon is currently 25.3 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, my bovine brethren! The celestial dance is grooving to the rhythm of Taurus right now, and let me tell you, it's going to be udderly fantastic! 🐄 As Mercury, the cosmic messenger, sidles up to your sign, expect your inner nerd to leap out like Sheldon Cooper on espresso. You'll be spewing scientific facts and trivia faster than a quantum physicist at a comic con. But fear not, for your geeky charm will only add to your irresistible allure. #TalkNerdyToMe 🤓 With Uranus, the planet of surprises, also chilling in Taurus, you'll find yourself embracing your inner flower child. Unexpected moments of peace, love, and harmony will sprout in your life, like daisies in a sunlit meadow. Don't hesitate to rock that tie-dye and groove to some Grateful Dead. #UranusInTaurusVibes ✌️🌼 The Waning Crescent moon, at 25.3 days old, serves as a gentle reminder to let go of any emotional baggage that's weighing you down. It's time to release and make room for new, exciting experiences. So take a deep breath, and exhale that lunar energy like Darth Vader doing hot yoga. #MoonYoga 🌘 And finally, dear Taurus, mark your calendars for the next full moon on May 5th, 2023, at 17:36:47. This lunar event will be the cosmic cherry on top of your Taurean sundae, so prepare for a heavenly treat! #FullMoonParty 🌕 So there you have it, my cosmic cows! Embrace your inner nerd, dance with Uranus, and ride the lunar tides towards a brighter, groovier future. Remember, the stars may guide us, but it's up to you to forge your own path. Peace, love, and celestial harmony! ✨ #TaurusLife 🐂

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.04.2023 07:12:02 (tau-16-04-2023)

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