By The Chip Witch on Sunday, 16 July 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

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The next Taurus will start in 279 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 22 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 305 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 289 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 329 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The New moon is currently 28.2 days old. The next new moon is at 18:33:06, 17 Jul 2023. The next full moon is at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023.

Hey there, Taurus! I've been peering into your interstellar backyard and guess what? Jupiter and Uranus have taken up residency, and they're not paying any rent. Typical planetary shenanigans, am I right? First off, Jupiter, that overgrown gas giant, is chilling in your sign, like a distant cousin who's come to visit and decided to stay indefinitely. This big ol' planet is all about expansion, luck, and growth. It's like the universe's version of those little sponge capsules that expand in water, but instead of turning into tiny dinosaurs or sea creatures, it's bringing you opportunities and wisdom. Then there's Uranus. Uranus! The rebel without a cause; the James Dean of the solar system. And guess what? He's also hanging around in Taurus. Like a cosmic hipster, Uranus is here to shake things up and push for change. Don't be surprised if you find yourself craving kombucha and vintage vinyl records – just embrace it! And let's not forget our beloved Luna. She's currently halfway between a new moon and a full moon - think of her as a celestial teenager finding her way. If you're feeling a bit out of sorts, blame it on the moon. The next full moon is slated to show face at 18:33:26, 1 Aug 2023. Get your binoculars ready because this one is going to be a showstopper. It's a great time to set intentions and reach for the stars - or at least the fridge for another slice of pizza. So, dear Taurus, brace yourself for a ride. Embrace the changes, enjoy the growth, and remember to stop and smell the cosmic roses along the way. And if anyone tries to rain on your parade, just tell them, "My astrologer said this is my time, so step off!" #JupiterInTaurus #UranusAlsoInTaurus #CosmicShenanigans #MoonDrama #FullMoonParty #AstroNerd #OutOfThisWorld

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SignToday Is Posting: 16.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-16-07-2023)

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