"Planetary Conga Line Predicts Taurus Might Possibly, Potentially, Could-Be-Perhaps Find Lost Socks This Week...Universe Not Making Any Promises!"
The next Taurus will start in 247 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 18 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 273 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 257 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 297 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The New moon is currently 0.8 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.
Hey there, Taurus!
I hope you're ready because the Big Jupes (Jupiter) and Uncle Uranus have parked their cosmic RVs right in your star sign. It's like when your relatives come to visit for Thanksgiving, except these guys might actually bring you some luck!
Jupiter is like the Oprah of the galaxy, always giving out goodies. You get a blessing! And you get a blessing! Everyone gets a blessing! This time, it's all about expansion and growth, just like our economy. Make sure you have enough space in the garage for that new cosmic car Jupiter might drop off!
Meanwhile, Uranus (no snickering, please) is all about change. Revolutionary, unexpected, ripping-off-the-band-aid kind of change. It's like a surprise election result, except this time, it’s happening in your life. Embrace the changes, Taurus. You never know, you could be the next president of... well, whatever you want to be president of.
The New Moon is just a baby, only 0.8 days old. It's like the intern of lunar phases, full of potential and ready to learn. New Moons are all about beginnings, so now's the perfect time to start that project you've been thinking about. Or maybe even run for office? Who knows?
So, my dear Taurus, buckle up! This week is looking like a rollercoaster ride through the House of Representatives with an energy drink in your hand. Remember, like any good politician, always smile, wave, and never let them see you sweat.
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SignToday Is Posting: 17.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-17-08-2023)