Taurus Report

"Taurus, This Week You're More Stubborn than a Wookiee Losing at Chess! - Your Astrological Forecast from the Dark Side!"

The next Taurus will start in 93 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Friday, 19 January, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 119 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 103 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 143 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The First Quarter moon is currently 7.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Hey there, Taurus! It's time for your cosmic update and it's going to be more exciting than a Star Trek marathon on a Saturday night, so buckle up, buttercup! With Jupiter making itself comfortable in your sign, it's like you've won the celestial lottery. Think of Jupiter as that supportive, slightly eccentric aunt who always brings the best gifts to family gatherings. She’s showing up with her suitcase full of luck, expansion, and optimism. So don't be surprised if good fortune knocks on your door like a pizza delivery guy holding the largest pizza you've ever seen. #JupiterInTaurus #LuckOnYourSide However, let's not forget Uranus, which is currently retrograde in Taurus. Now, I know 'retrograde' sounds like a word used by nerds to describe their old gadgets, but it simply means a planet appears to be moving backward from our perspective. Uranus is basically the rebellious teenager of planets and when it's in retrograde, it's like it's having a bit of a tantrum. You might experience sudden changes or disruptions, so remember to stay as flexible as a yoga instructor at a pretzel convention. #RetrogradeRumble #UranusInTaurus The First Quarter Moon is currently 7.5 days old, which is just about the right age for it to start questioning its life choices and considering a career in stand-up comedy. This phase is basically the universe's way of saying, "Get off the couch and do something!" So go ahead and take some bold steps towards your goals. But remember, one step at a time so you don’t trip over your own enthusiasm. #MoonMotivation So Taurus, what can you expect this month? Well, imagine if Spock and Kirk decided to throw a party – it's going to be out-of-this-world exciting, but there might be a few unexpected surprises. The key is to ride the waves with grace and humor. After all, you're a Taurus, you've got more stability than a well-engineered suspension bridge. #TaurusPower Remember, the stars can only guide us, it’s up to you to boldly go! And hey, don't forget to laugh. Life’s too short for long faces. #LaughItOff #SpaceJokes

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.01.2024 07:12:02 (tau-18-01-2024)