By The Chip Witch on Tuesday, 18 July 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Aliens Called: They're Redecorating Uranus, So Brace Yourselves Taurus - Your Feng Shui is About to Go Interstellar!"

The next Taurus will start in 277 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 20 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 303 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 287 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 327 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The New moon is currently 0.5 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Alrighty, Taurus, buckle up! With Jupiter and Uranus both hanging out in your sign, it's like a cosmic frat party up there. Jupiter's the life of the party, turnin' up the volume on opportunities and expansion, while Uranus, well, he’s the wild card. You know, the guy who might show up in a disco ball suit and start a conga line. So, expect some unexpected twists and turns. Like when you’re cruising through the 'verse and suddenly find yourself in a space cow stampede (don’t ask, it happened to a friend). But don't fret, all good Tauruses know how to roll with it, right? Just remember to keep that stubborn streak in check. And that new moon? Only half a day old, bless its heart. New moons are all about new beginnings, so why not try something fresh? Maybe learn to juggle or invent a new kind of protein muffin. Go wild! In a nutshell, Taurus, your week is shaping up to be as unpredictable as a game of three-dimensional space chess. Embrace the chaos, keep your hooves on the ground, and remember: it's all just a bit of fun in the cosmic playground. #JupiterInTaurus #UranusInTaurus #NewMoon #CosmicFratParty #ThreeDimensionalSpaceChess

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-18-07-2023)

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