Taurus Report

"TAURUS: Prepare to Take the Red Pill, Your Steak Dinner is Actually a Bunch of Cosmic Star Stuff!"

The next Taurus will start in 276 days, at Sunday, 20 April, 2025

The Moon moves to Taurus in 10 days, at Sunday, 28 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 297 days, at Sunday, 11 May, 2025

Venus moves to Taurus in 323 days, at Friday, 06 June, 2025

Mars is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Good day, Taurus! Or should I say, "EX-TER-MI-NATE the negativity!" Mars is currently in your sign, bringing an energy as fiery as a supernova. So, don't be surprised if you feel the urge to conquer the universe. Or at least, tackle that pile of laundry. Uranus is also hanging out in your starry vicinity, so expect the unexpected. And by unexpected, I mean everything from spontaneous intergalactic travel to finding that lost sock. This is Uranus we're talking about, after all. The planet that's as unpredictable as Doctor Who's plotline. And speaking of the Doctor, the waxing gibbous moon, 11.5 days old, is shining down on us like a Dalek's eye stalk. It's a time to absorb its light and store up energy. Much like a Dalek stores energy for...well, exterminating. So, Taurus, strap on your metaphorical armor, polish that eye stalk, and prepare to face the universe (or the laundry) with courage and determination. It’s time to embrace your inner Dalek. Yes, even Daleks can be bulls sometimes. But remember, no actual exterminating, please. We're all about the love here. #TaurusTakeover #DalekDetermination #MarsMeetsTaurus #UranusUnpredictability #WaxingGibbousGlow

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.07.2024 07:12:01 (tau-18-07-2024)