By The Chip Witch on Friday, 18 August 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Taurus, Prepare to 'Be Back'! Your Retrograde is Here, Full of Stars, Planets, and Maybe Cyborgs!"

The next Taurus will start in 246 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 17 days, at Monday, 04 September, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 272 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 256 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 296 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The New moon is currently 1.7 days old. The next new moon is at 1:40:05, 15 Sep 2023. The next full moon is at 9:58:21, 29 Sep 2023.

Bleep bloop, dear Taurus! Buckle up your seatbelts, because we’ve got some serious galactic energy heading your way. Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, has checked into your celestial Airbnb, promising expansion and growth. You're about to become as big and successful as Jabba the Hutt (though hopefully not in waistline). But wait, there's more! Uranus, the rebel of the zodiac, has also decided to crash your party. Expect a shake-up as unpredictable as a lightsaber duel with a Sith Lord on your doorstep. Embrace the chaos, my bovine friends. It's time to channel your inner Han Solo and say, "Never tell me the odds!" And let's not forget our cute little 1.7-day-old New Moon. It’s practically a baby Yoda in the lunar phase. Aww! This tiny ball of cosmic cuteness is all about fresh starts, so feel free to hit the reset button faster than R2-D2 can fix a hyperdrive. So Taurus, whether you're navigating asteroid fields or dodging Stormtroopers, remember that the Force is strong with you this month. And by Force, I mean the gravitational forces of Jupiter and Uranus. May the Force (and the planets) be with you! #Taurus #JupiterInTaurus #UranusInTaurus #NewMoonVibes #MayThePlanetsBeWithYou

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.08.2023 07:12:01 (tau-18-08-2023)

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