By The Chip Witch on Monday, 18 September 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Caution, Taurus - Venus Retrogrades and you might get stuck in 'Recycle Mode'! Time to Rethink, Reassess, and Radically Reduce Reckless Risks!"

The next Taurus will start in 215 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 13 days, at Sunday, 01 October, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 241 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 225 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 265 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 3 days old. The next new moon is at 17:55:08, 14 Oct 2023. The next full moon is at 20:24:27, 28 Oct 2023.

Ah, Taurus! Strong as a Tauntaun and as stubborn as a Sith Lord, you are. With Jupiter and Uranus both retrograding in your sign, it's like having two Death Stars in your backyard. Now, don't let that scare you off like a nervous Ewok, my friend. Jupiter in retrograde is like Yoda in meditation - slow, thoughtful, and full of wisdom. It's time to dig deeper into the Dagobah swamp of your inner self, and confront the Darth Vader within. Remember, size matters not. Look at me, judge me by my size, do you? Mmm? Uranus in retrograde, on the other hand, might make you feel like you've just made a light speed jump through an asteroid field - disorienting, with a slight chance of space slug. This is a time for unexpected changes. Perhaps you'll find a new appreciation for droid etiquette, or discover a sudden affinity for Wookiee language. And the Waxing Crescent moon, three days old, shines like a young Padawan's lightsaber. Use this energy to ignite the Force within you and forge ahead, regardless of how many Stormtroopers stand in your way. So, to sum it up - May the Force be with you, Taurus. Or should I say, may the 'Farce' be with you? #JupiterRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #WaxingCrescent #Taurus #ForcefulFuture #StarWarsAstrology #EmbraceTheFarce

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.09.2023 07:12:01 (tau-18-09-2023)

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