Taurus Report

"Stubborn Taurus, Brace Yourself! Venus is Retrograding into a Quantum Tango with Mars - May Cause Unexpected Craving for Vegan Tacos and Binge-Watching Star Trek!"

The next Taurus will start in 154 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 7 days, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 180 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 164 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 204 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Crescent moon is currently 5.1 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Greetings, Taurus! You know, #JupiterRetrograde and #UranusRetrograde are currently crashing on your cosmic couch and I've got to say, they're a bit of a double-edged sword. Or maybe a double-edged lightsaber, if you want to be nerdy about it. On one hand, Jupiter, the big guy of the solar system, is taking a nap in reverse, which is like watching your grandpa doing the moonwalk. It's cool, but also... confusing? It's urging you to reflect on your goals and aspirations. Try not to trip over any space rocks while you're walking backward! On the other hand, Uranus is also retrograde in your sign. Yup, the planet that sounds like a middle school joke is also having a slow day. It's causing some shake-ups, like when you accidentally hit "shuffle" on your carefully curated playlist. Expect the unexpected, Taurus, and remember, it's just Uranus being Uranus. Meanwhile, the waxing crescent moon is a sprightly 5.1 days old, so it's definitely past its terrible twos. You know what they say, the moon's age in days is the new... wait, they don't say anything about that? Well, they should. It's science, after all. So hold onto your hats, Taurus (or your space helmets, as the case may be). It's going to be a wild ride. Just remember to keep an eye on your rearview mirror and maybe put on some Bowie for good measure. Space oddity, indeed. #TaurusLife #RetrogradeRodeo #SpaceIsThePlace #StayGroovyTaurus

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-18-11-2023)