Taurus Report

"Stellar Alert! Taurus, Prepare to Graze on the Cosmic Buffet of Planetary Shenanigans this Month!"

The next Taurus will start in 124 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 4 days, at Friday, 22 December, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 150 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 134 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 174 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The First Quarter moon is currently 5.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:58:05, 11 Jan 2024. The next full moon is at 17:54:43, 25 Jan 2024.

Greetings, Taurus! Let's talk about the celestial shenanigans happening in your starry neighborhood right now. Jupiter, the big guy of good luck, is acting like a teenager who just discovered reverse gear - going retrograde in your sign. This means it's time to take a step back and reevaluate your grand plans. It's like when I tried to reverse the polarity of the neutron flow, but ended up reversing my hair growth instead. #BadHairDay #JupiterRetrograde And then there's Uranus, the planet of sudden changes and bad puns, also doing the retrograde cha-cha in your sign. Expect the unexpected, like suddenly realizing you've been wearing mismatched socks all day or finding that missing remote control in the fridge. #SockShock #UranusRetrograde As for our moon, she's just over 5 days old in her first quarter phase. She's at that adorable toddler stage – eager to explore, but not quite ready to fully reveal herself. Use this energy to start something new, like learning Klingon or perfecting your origami Yoda. #MoonPhaseMadness Remember, Taurus, this cosmic chaos isn't here to throw you off balance, but to shake up your routine and bring some excitement to your world. So, embrace the unexpected, make peace with your eccentricities, and remember to laugh at life's little hiccups. After all, the universe has a great sense of humor! #TaurusTravels #AstrologyAdventures #NerdyNightSky

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SignToday Is Posting: 18.12.2023 07:12:01 (tau-18-12-2023)