Taurus Report

"Taurus, Time to Moooove: Un-BULL-ievable Cosmic Shenanigans Await You in the Taurean Vortex of Love, Peace, and Astrophysical Peculiarities!"

The next Taurus will start in 2 days, at Friday, 21 April, 2023

The Moon moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Thursday, 20 April, 2023

Mercury is currently in Taurus

Jupiter moves to Taurus in 28 days, at Wednesday, 17 May, 2023

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The New moon is currently 28.6 days old. The next new moon is at 4:15:48, 20 Apr 2023. The next full moon is at 17:36:47, 5 May 2023.

Greetings, tantalizing Tauruses! It's a cosmic fiesta up in the celestial sphere, with Mercury and Uranus both having a wild party in your sign. So, buckle up as we embark on an interstellar joyride through your horoscope! First of all, let's talk Mercury. As this cheeky little planet sashays its way through your sign, expect your inner nerd to awaken like a Cylon after a software upgrade. Embrace your newfound curiosity, and don't be afraid to dive headfirst into mind-bending subjects like quantum physics or the mysteries of Battlestar Galactica reruns. Meanwhile, Uranus, the cosmic rebel, is shaking things up in your life like a frakking earthquake. This planet doesn't care about playing by the rules, so expect the unexpected! You might find yourself craving tofu and tie-dye shirts one day, and rocking a lab coat and conducting mad science experiments the next. Don't try to make sense of it, just go with the groovy flow. As for that not-so-new moon, get ready to channel your inner Starbuck and take some risks. The universe is nudging you towards new and exciting experiences, so be bold and explore uncharted territories. Remember, fortune favors the brave (or at least the really, really curious). Lastly, prepare for the upcoming full moon on May 5th, which will illuminate your life like a supernova. Use this cosmic spotlight to celebrate your achievements, and don't forget to share the lunar love with your fellow space cadets. So there you have it, my dear Tauruses! Embrace the nerdiness, ride the wave of cosmic chaos, and boldly go where no bull has gone before. And remember to have fun while doing it, because the stars are definitely having a blast up there! #TaurusTakeover #NerdyBullVibes #CosmicFiesta #BattlestarGalacticaStyle

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SignToday Is Posting: 19.04.2023 07:12:01 (tau-19-04-2023)