Taurus Report

"Taurus, Time to Moo-ve: Your Stubbornness Might Create a Temporal Paradox this Week!"

The next Taurus will start in 91 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The moon is currently in Taurus

Mercury moves to Taurus in 117 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 101 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 141 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 9.6 days old. The next new moon is at 23:00:44, 9 Feb 2024. The next full moon is at 12:31:19, 24 Feb 2024.

Well, howdy Taurus! Now that's a whole lot of cosmic traffic jamming up your celestial highway. You've got the moon, Jupiter and even retrograde Uranus all congregating for a good ol' planetary hoedown in your sign. The moon, bless her little lunar heart, is sidling up to you like a shy wallflower at a barn dance. She's 9.6 days old, so she's no spring chicken but she's still got some shine left in her. This waxing gibbous phase is making her all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, ready to bring illumination to your deepest secrets. It's like turning on the light in a room you thought was clean only to find out you've got dust bunnies the size of actual bunnies. Time to grab your metaphorical broom, Taurus. #SweepinUpSecrets Next up we got Jupiter, the Santa Claus of planets, channeling its inner hippie and spreading good vibes all around. It's hanging out in your sign just for kicks, sprinkling blessings like wildflower seeds in a meadow. You're likely to be feeling lucky, expansive, and maybe a bit gassy. Don't worry, that's just Jupiter's way of saying, 'Hey buddy, let’s grow, expand and aim higher'. So go ahead and take some risks. You've got Jupiter's cosmic permission slip. #JupiterJuiced As for Uranus, well, it's marching to the beat of its own psychedelic drum solo. It's going retrograde in your sign, making you feel like a computer with too many tabs open. Expect to question everything from your life choices to why peanut butter isn't considered a food group. Retrograde Uranus is all about change, Taurus, and it's not subtle. Get ready for a shake-up that'll make your head spin, or just your perspective. Either way, it's gonna be a wild ride. #RetrogradeRodeo So buckle up, Taurus, you're in for an astrological adventure more thrilling than a hyperdrive malfunction. Remember: life isn't about the destination, it's about the journey... and how many planets you can cram into your sign at once. #TaurusTrafficJam

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SignToday Is Posting: 20.01.2024 07:12:01 (tau-20-01-2024)