Taurus Report

"Taurus, It's Time to Grab Life by the Horns: Cosmic Bull Market Ahead!"

The next Taurus will start in 271 days, at Sunday, 20 April, 2025

The Moon moves to Taurus in 5 days, at Sunday, 28 July, 2024

Mercury moves to Taurus in 292 days, at Sunday, 11 May, 2025

Venus moves to Taurus in 318 days, at Friday, 06 June, 2025

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 16.8 days old. The next new moon is at 11:14:21, 4 Aug 2024. The next full moon is at 18:28:35, 19 Aug 2024.

Hey there, space bulls! It's your favorite intergalactic astrologer here. As the Waning Gibbous moon is 16.8 days old, you might be feeling a bit like Han Solo trapped in carbonite. You know, stuck and a little bit shiny? Well, don't worry, Taurus. Your time to thaw out is coming. Remember, it's always darkest before the dawn... of a new moon, that is. Now, I don't want to alarm you, but Uranus is currently in your sign. Yes, I said Uranus. Stop giggling, this is serious celestial business. Although, if we're talking about Uranus, it's kind of hard not to crack a joke, am I right? This planetary alignment could cause some disturbances in your Force. Maybe your lightsaber doesn't turn on first try, or your Wookiee starts speaking in clear English. But don't panic, just remember: Uranus was in Taurus when the Rebellion defeated the Empire. So, you're in good company. This time is perfect for breaking free from your own personal Death Star and embracing the Ewok within. You know, small but mighty. And while you're at it, why not start a Rebellion of your own? Just make sure you have a solid escape plan. Trust me, I speak from experience. In conclusion, brace yourself, Taurus. It's going to be a wild hyperspace ride. May the Force (and Uranus) be with you. #TaureanRebellion #ForceAndUranus #HyperspaceHilarity #EwokEmpowerment

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SignToday Is Posting: 23.07.2024 07:12:01 (tau-23-07-2024)