Taurus Report

"Brace Yourselves Taurus, the Constellations are in Retrograde: Expect More Stubbornness than a Cylon Refusing a Software Update!"

The next Taurus will start in 148 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus tomorrow, at Saturday, 25 November, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 174 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 158 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 198 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.5 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Hey there, celestial cattle! I see you've got double trouble in your bovine backyard. Good ol' Jupiter and Uranus are both doing the cosmic cha-cha in reverse right in your sign, Taurus. Jupiter, the cosmic Santa Claus, is usually all about expansion, good fortune, and extra holiday cookies. But since he's moonwalking, it's like he's on a diet. So, instead of handing out presents, he’s checking his list twice and maybe taking some back. But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom, Taurus. It's just time to hunker down, maybe re-evaluate a few life choices, and perhaps lay off the metaphysical cookies. Now, let's talk about Uranus. Normally, I'd make a butt joke here, but we're all mature space nerds, right? Anyway, Uranus is doing the retrograde rumba as well. This planet is known for shaking things up, bringing innovation and sudden change. But in retrograde, it's like the universe pressed the pause button on the crazy. You might feel a bit stuck or slow, anticipating a change that's not quite happening. Don't fret, dear bull, the universe isn’t broken, it’s just buffering. As for our lovely lunar friend, she's in her 'Waxing Gibbous' phase, which is basically like the moon's equivalent of a teenager—nearly all grown up but not quite full. This is a time of refinement and reflection, which nicely complements the retrograde vibes from Jupiter and Uranus. Use this time to fine-tune your dreams and goals, but remember to be patient with yourself. Rome wasn't built in a day, and neither was the Death Star (I checked). So Taurus, while things may seem a little topsy-turvy right now, just remember, it's all just part of the cosmic dance. Hang in there, keep your hooves on the ground, and before you know it, you'll be back to grazing in greener pastures. #TaurusLife #JupiterRetrograde #UranusRetrograde #WaxingGibbous #CosmicChaCha #SpaceNerdHumor

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SignToday Is Posting: 24.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-24-11-2023)