Taurus Report

"Taurus, You're Our Only Hope: Prepare for a Galactic Shift in Your Gravitational Pull!"

The next Taurus will start in 146 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The moon is currently in Taurus

Mercury moves to Taurus in 172 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 156 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 196 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 13.7 days old. The next new moon is at 23:32:07, 12 Dec 2023. The next full moon is at 0:33:43, 27 Dec 2023.

Alright, my Taurus buddies, buckle up because we're about to embark on a cosmic trip that even the TARDIS might struggle to navigate! First off, the moon is in your sign and that means you're soaking up lunar vibes like a sponge in a bathtub. You might feel exceptionally moody, but it's not just PMS, my friend, it's the flipping moon itself messing with your emotions. You might as well let loose and howl at it, let it know you're not to be trifled with. #MoodyTaurus #MoonInTaurus Now, onto Jupiter, that big, gassy planet (no offense, Jupiter) decided to throw a reverse in your sign. Retrograde Jupiter in Taurus? It's like deciding to go vegan at a steakhouse. Expect some pushback, my bovine buddies. Old projects may resurface, and past issues might pop up like a Whack-A-Mole game. But hey, who doesn't love a chance to show off their hammer skills? #RetroJupiterChaos Now, Uranus, that rebellious planet, is also retrograde in Taurus. I mean, seriously? Two retrogrades in one sign? It's like being at Comic-Con and both Star Wars and Star Trek fans decide to have a debate in your living room. Prepare for unexpected changes, but remember, change can be exciting. Like when they rebooted Doctor Who. Again. #UranusGoingRogue Finally, our moon is around 13.7 days old, which is pretty much a teenager in moon years. And we all know how unpredictable they can be. Expect an emotional roller coaster ride. You might want to stock up on ice cream and rom-coms. And maybe some tissues. Just saying. #FullMoonDrama So, Taurus, brace yourself for a somewhat tumultuous time. But remember, you're strong, you're stubborn, and you've got this. After all, you're the bull in the zodiac china shop. #TaurusPower Peace out, space cadets!

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SignToday Is Posting: 26.11.2023 07:12:01 (tau-26-11-2023)