"Brace Yourselves, Taurus: Venus in Retrograde Plans to Turn Your World Upside Down, Just Like the Master's TARDIS on a Bad Day!"
The next Taurus will start in 24 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 14 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 50 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 34 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 74 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Full moon is currently 16.6 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Hello, fabulous Taurus, earth sign extraordinaire! As the resident astrologer here in the Pegasus Galaxy, I've been keeping a keen eye on your celestial forecast. And let me tell you, it's looking brighter than Rodney McKay's ego!
Jupiter, the big guy himself, is currently lounging in Taurus. Now Jupiter’s a benevolent bloke, he brings good fortune and expands whatever he touches. So if you're feeling a bit more... expansive around the waistline, blame Jupiter. But remember, those new love handles could also mean an expansion in happiness, creativity, even wealth. So grab a slice of cake and thank Jupiter for the blessings. #JupiterInTaurus #EmbraceTheExpansion
Meanwhile, Uranus, the cosmic wildcard, is also hanging out in Taurus. This guy's all about shaking things up, bringing unexpected changes. Now, I know that's as comforting to you stable Taureans as a Wraith Dart in the rearview mirror, but there's no need to panic. Think of Uranus as your personal ZPM: it might take some time to get used to, but ultimately, it'll power you up to new levels. #UranusInTaurus #ExpectTheUnexpected
And let's not forget our moon, currently sitting pretty at 16.6 days old. That's waning gibbous for the moon nerds out there. This phase is all about gratitude, dream manifestation, and deep healing. So let's take this opportunity to appreciate life's little miracles - like the miracle that Rodney hasn't blown up Atlantis... yet. #MoonPhases #GratitudeIsTheAttitude
So Taurus, embrace the cosmic chaos. Let Jupiter expand your horizons, let Uranus shake things up, and let the moon guide you towards gratitude. Remember, even in the vastness of space, you're not just a small dot. You're a small dot with a heck of a lot of potential. #TaurusPower #StargateHoroscope
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SignToday Is Posting: 27.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-27-03-2024)