By The Chip Witch on Thursday, 27 July 2023
Category: Taurus

Taurus Report

"Bounty Hunter Alert: Taurus, You're About to Hit the Galactic Jackpot of Love and Luck! Don't Forget Your Jetpack."

The next Taurus will start in 268 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The Moon moves to Taurus in 11 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023

Mercury moves to Taurus in 294 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 278 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 318 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently in Taurus

Uranus is currently in Taurus

The First Quarter moon is currently 8.7 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.

Dear Taurus, It seems the Force is strong with you this month. Jupiter, the Hutt of our solar system, has parked its big gaseous self in your sign, bringing with it abundance and expansion. But remember, with great power comes great responsibility... or was that Spider-Man? Never mind. Uranus, that brash rebel planet, has also decided to join the party. And as any Star Wars fan knows, rebels can cause a lot of upheaval. Expect unexpected changes, like finding out your father is a Sith Lord or realizing Ewoks are far more terrifying than they appear. The First Quarter Moon, now 8.7 days old (not that anyone's counting, except maybe NASA... and me), is a symbol of growth. Much like how Anakin Skywalker grew from a sweet innocent boy into... well, me, Darth Vader. So embrace these cosmic shifts, Taurus, and remember: the galaxy isn't as far away as it seems, particularly if you have a Millennium Falcon. May the Force (and Jupiter and Uranus) be with you! #TaurusInSpace #JupiterJedi #UranusUprising #MoonMysteries #DarthVaderVibes

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SignToday Is Posting: 27.07.2023 07:12:02 (tau-27-07-2023)

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