"Quantum Leap in Taurus Territory: Grab Your Phaser, We're Going Warp Speed into Self-Discovery and Star-Trekking Adventure!"
The next Taurus will start in 23 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 13 days, at Wednesday, 10 April, 2024
Mercury moves to Taurus in 49 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 33 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 73 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waning Gibbous moon is currently 17.5 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.
Alright, Taurus, listen up! You've got Jupiter, the big guy, partying in your sign, which means it's a prime time for expansion and growth. Yeah, you heard me right, growth, but not like the fungus kind, more like the "becoming a better person" kind. And it's not just Jupiter, oh no. Uranus is also in town, and let me tell you, this planet can be as unpredictable as my grandmother's meatloaf... and that's saying something!
With these two rocking your celestial sphere, expect some major shakeups. But remember, Taurus, you’re as sturdy as a Nova-class dreadnought. You've got this. Just keep your feet on the ground, or in this case, your hooves.
Now, let's talk about that Waning Gibbous moon of yours, which is pretty much like the moon's teenage phase. It's 17.5 days old, so it's not new, not full, just chilling in the middle, probably listening to some obscure moon-band you've never heard of. This phase is all about reflection, introspection, and letting go of things... like that hideous sweater Aunt Martha knitted for you last Christmas.
In summary, Taurus, you're heading into a time of growth and unpredictability, so hold onto your space helmets. And while you're at it, do some soul-searching, declutter your life, and for heaven's sake, please toss out that sweater!
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SignToday Is Posting: 28.03.2024 07:12:01 (tau-28-03-2024)