"Stubborn Taurus Bulls, Prepare to Graze New Pastures: Uranus Declares 'No More Cow-tipping!'"
The next Taurus will start in 265 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024
The Moon moves to Taurus in 8 days, at Monday, 07 August, 2023
Mercury moves to Taurus in 291 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024
Venus moves to Taurus in 275 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024
Mars moves to Taurus in 315 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024
Jupiter is currently in Taurus
Uranus is currently in Taurus
The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 11.9 days old. The next new moon is at 9:38:49, 16 Aug 2023. The next full moon is at 1:37:05, 31 Aug 2023.
Dear Taurus,
Ah, Taurus, my dear bovine star sign. Now, I don't want to alarm you, but Jupiter and Uranus are currently playing house in your celestial neighborhood. I suppose this is the cosmic equivalent of having Starfleet's most famous android, Data, and Q, the omnipotent trickster, for roommates. Interesting times indeed!
Now, Jupiter is often hailed as the 'Santa Claus' of the zodiac, lugging around good luck and abundance in his sack. However, with him currently bunking with you, don't be surprised if you find yourself inexplicably drawn to the science section of your local bookstore or starting impromptu debates about quantum physics at social gatherings. #JupiterInTaurus
Meanwhile, Uranus, the planet of change and surprises, is also hanging about. This guy is like a cosmic wildcard, he could throw anything in your path: from alien encounters to suddenly realizing that string theory makes perfect sense. Let's just say, your routine might get a little...warped. #UranusInTaurus
And let's not forget about our Waxing Gibbous moon, 11.9 days old and still growing. She's like a teenager, full of energy and potential, but also a bit unpredictable. You might find your own emotions waxing and waning like a lunar cycle on steroids. Just remember, it's only temporary and you're not actually turning into a werewolf. Hopefully. #WaxingGibbous
In conclusion, Taurus, these are exciting times for you. Embrace the chaos, engage in spirited debates, and who knows? Maybe you'll find a new appreciation for the complexities of the universe. Or at least, you'll have some interesting stories to tell at parties. #TauranTrekkie
Live long and prosper!
#Taurus
SignToday Is Posting: 30.07.2023 07:12:01 (tau-30-07-2023)