Taurus Report

"Taurus, Get Ready to Charge: Galactic Bull Market Ahead! Keep Your Hooves on the Ground and Reach for the Stars...But Not Literally. That'd Be a Nightmare for NASA!"

The next Taurus will start in 173 days, at Saturday, 20 April, 2024

The moon is currently in Taurus

Mercury moves to Taurus in 199 days, at Thursday, 16 May, 2024

Venus moves to Taurus in 183 days, at Tuesday, 30 April, 2024

Mars moves to Taurus in 223 days, at Sunday, 09 June, 2024

Jupiter is currently retrograde in Taurus

Uranus is currently retrograde in Taurus

The Full moon is currently 16.3 days old. The next new moon is at 9:27:15, 13 Nov 2023. The next full moon is at 9:16:41, 27 Nov 2023.

Hello there, Taurians! Welcome to a new day in your celestial journey. But let's not get too ahead of ourselves—time is an illusion, after all. Being the earthly, reliable creatures you are, this could either be a regular Tuesday or Armageddon… It’s hard to tell. Firstly, the moon is in your sign right now. I’m sure you're feeling a little extra 'moony.' You might feel like howling at it, but remember, your neighbors might not appreciate that. Especially if it’s 3 AM. However, you also might feel a little more emotional and introspective. That’s okay. Don’t suppress those feelings! Embrace them. Channel your inner hippie and let it all out. #MoonInTaurus Now, we have Jupiter and Uranus both going retrograde in your sign. My dear bull, this is a cosmic party in your backyard and you weren't even invited! But don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds. Think of it as a science experiment gone slightly awry. Like when I accidentally turned a lab rat into a turtle when I was trying to make it invisible. No need to panic! Jupiter retrograde might make you feel like you’re walking backwards but remember, sometimes, to move forward, you need to take two steps back. Or even three. Or maybe a hop, skip and a jump. Depends on how you’re feeling, really. #JupiterRetrograde Uranus retrograde, on the other hand, might stir up some rebellious energy. You may feel like questioning everything. Like why is toast always landing butter-side down? Is there a universal law we're not aware of? Or why can’t we tickle ourselves? A word of advice: don't let this energy turn you into a conspiracy theorist. Stick to toast theories. They're much safer. #UranusRetrograde Lastly, with the full moon being 16.3 days old, it's like a mature cheese—potent and impactful. But don’t let it get to your head. Gorgonzola is great but too much can give you nightmares. #FullMoonCheese Remember, Taurus, life is like quantum physics. It’s uncertain, unpredictable and full of surprises (like finding out that electrons can be in two places at once). So, embrace the weirdness and let the cosmic energies guide you to your most authentic self. Until next time, keep

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SignToday Is Posting: 30.10.2023 07:12:01 (tau-30-10-2023)