Virgo Report

"Virgo Vengeance: Cosmic Clean-Up Crew Cracks Down on Planetary Perpetrators!"

The next Virgo will start in 115 days, at Thursday, 24 August, 2023

The moon is currently in Virgo

Mercury moves to Virgo in 89 days, at Saturday, 29 July, 2023

Venus moves to Virgo in 161 days, at Monday, 09 October, 2023

Mars moves to Virgo in 71 days, at Tuesday, 11 July, 2023

The Waxing Gibbous moon is currently 10.5 days old. The next new moon is at 15:55:56, 19 May 2023. The next full moon is at 3:43:56, 4 Jun 2023.

Greetings, Virgoans! Your friendly neighborhood astrologer here, bringing you a horoscope worthy of Q himself from the Star Trek continuum. Prepare yourselves for cosmic wisdom, sprinkled with nerdy humor and hashtags! As the moon resides in your sign, you might feel a surge of energy, as if a tractor beam has locked onto your soul. The Waxing Gibbous moon, now 10.5 days old (but who's counting?), brings forth a desire within you to boldly go where no Virgo has gone before. Embrace this cosmic calling, my space-traveling friends! In true Q fashion, expect to be tested by the universe, but fear not! Your inner Spock shall guide you with logic and reason. Just remember, sometimes the Kobayashi Maru can be beaten with a creative solution. When it comes to communication, channel your inner Captain Picard and engage others with diplomacy and kindness. Let your communicator badge shine bright, but don't forget to enjoy a nice cup of Earl Grey tea (hot, of course) during your interstellar adventures. And finally, dare to explore strange new worlds of emotions and vulnerability, as these are the final frontiers that even the most seasoned Virgoan may find challenging. May the stars be ever in your favor, dear Virgoans, as you traverse the cosmos of life. Until next time, live long and prosper! #VirgoVoyagers #WaxingGibbousGurus #StarTrekSoothsayers #InterstellarIntrospection #QsCosmicQuips

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SignToday Is Posting: 01.05.2023 07:52:01 (vir-01-05-2023)