Virgo Report

"Virgo, Buckle Up! Mercury's Doing the Macarena in Your House of Chaos!"

The next Virgo will start in 143 days, at Friday, 23 August, 2024

The Moon moves to Virgo in 17 days, at Friday, 19 April, 2024

Mercury moves to Virgo in 115 days, at Friday, 26 July, 2024

Venus moves to Virgo in 125 days, at Monday, 05 August, 2024

The Third Quarter moon is currently 22.3 days old. The next new moon is at 18:23:21, 8 Apr 2024. The next full moon is at 23:51:09, 23 Apr 2024.

Virgo, oh Virgo, let me put on my nerdy glasses and gaze into the starlit canvas of the cosmos for you. The Third Quarter moon is 22.3 days old, just like that leftover pizza in your fridge. You're contemplating whether to eat it or not, aren’t you? Well, my stars tell me that today's a day for taking risks, so grab that slice and munch away! Speaking of the moon, its current phase is all about reflection, letting go, and forgiveness. Kinda like how you should forgive yourself for eating stale pizza. You're a workaholic Virgo, but even you need to chill sometimes. So, turn on Stargate Atlantis, get comfy on your couch, and enjoy some "me" time. Your ruling planet Mercury is doing the cosmic cha-cha with Mars, which is set to make your communication skills sharper than Rodney McKay's sarcasm. Use it wisely, whether it's negotiating a better deal on your phone bill or convincing your friends that yes, watching Stargate Atlantis for the fourth time is a great idea. In conclusion, Virgo, your week is looking as smooth as Sheppard's hair. Just remember to balance work with play, don't be afraid to communicate your needs, and forgive yourself for minor indulgences (like pizza...or that weird alien juice from PX9-757). #VirgoVibes #StargateStyleHoroscopes #CosmicPizzaParty

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SignToday Is Posting: 02.04.2024 07:52:01 (vir-02-04-2024)